Hello hello hello good people!
Welcome back to our little safe space for javv nation and before you ask where I have been ,the rumors are not true bado niko team #footsubishi and #shoebaru #javvnation guess I know I know ….don’t worry I’ve missed you guys too. There is tons to catch up on buuuuut while Iam still on this plantation break this story must be told ama?
Heeeh let me start with, I changed my kawaida route I’m now officially a highway citizen * civilization is that you ?* but who is Nairobi, the traffic is still the same old same old. Okay tuende sasa! * insert tout whistling* as you are aware, the big germ has turned the world upside down and the new normal is affecting even the transport sector. this means no squeezing, but in some cases no tout either. Sasa for the last week I’ve been learning the ka trend on how to get the driver to stop at your stage. confession confession, at first I wasn’t buying it but recently I’ve gotten the thrill to use the coin on window tactic
[ coin on window – this is the action of bumping a coin against a glass window making a clanking sound usually used by touts to alert the driver a passenger is about to alight]
However, I think I might be too slow cause I get my coin out two stops before mine and brace myself for that clink clank, then when the time is just right… another person does it before me. let me tell you today was the day, I have been observing and today I had planned to ensure that I get to clink and clank that coin. so here we go;
The first stage, my coin is out, I’ve been saving this 40bob for this day.
The second stage, a quick glance around to ensure I am in for a win today.
We are almost there now and here I am counting down ……three ….two..wait what …klank klank… *pettiness kicks in*
what just happened and why am I alighting already? who did that? N.A.I.R.O.B.I!
good people, by the time it hit me I was already on my next javv. I had been played! this young son of Abraham let’s call him Box, had beat me to it. in fact, he even had the audacity to wave a little as the javv drove past me. I’m not even hurt BTW but just in case Box gets to see this, let it be known that this coin war is far from over. Aaah! let me get back to work now, we strike again in the A.M!
Stay safe and Carpe Diem!